Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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