Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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