Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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