wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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