belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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