Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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