can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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