I hope mine doesn't look like that
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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