Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
from now on my penis is your penis
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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