i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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