fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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