Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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