how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
