Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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