my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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