True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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