tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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