shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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