when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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