she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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