I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.