***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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