READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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