butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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