no, he came in my armpit
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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