That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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