Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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