I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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