As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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