Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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