Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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