Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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