Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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