please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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