nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
