there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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