Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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