Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we made out on top of his cat.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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