You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
