No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have post one night stand depression
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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