a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
