Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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