I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
