And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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