Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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