She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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