Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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