He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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