I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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