I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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