belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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