Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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