Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
please don't ironically join a cult
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