Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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