omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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