you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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